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thehalfbloodgranger:

It’s so weird how I can think a thought and then type it without even thinking about where my fingers go like it just happens omg

posted: 7 hours ago

condesceschoiceass:

it’s cute how we think something wont be relevant in the future, but it then ends up playing a big part in what we do.

posted: 7 hours ago

gaymzee:

so do gamzee and vriska always like the same people

posted: 7 hours ago

beekeepers-fishface:

EB: i’m not a homosexual, karkat.

EB: except for gamzee. i’m a homosexual for him.

posted: 7 hours ago

(Source: aspertia)

posted: 7 hours ago
funnyhatz:

Okay, so a head canon for Tweek regarding the Avengers, he’d love Captain America because he used to be the “little guy” but then became this super badass soldier. 

funnyhatz:

Okay, so a head canon for Tweek regarding the Avengers, he’d love Captain America because he used to be the “little guy” but then became this super badass soldier. 

posted: 7 hours ago
timothy-turner:

HELP…

timothy-turner:

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posted: 7 hours ago
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OmnipresentFool | "Actual God Teir Gamzee Makara"

broadway-aradia:

broadwayzahhak:

Wow, I’m actually posting something in the middle of the week! I’m a bit excited about that fact. Anyways, here’s a quick parody of “Actual Cannibal Shia Lebeouf” entitled “Actual God Tier Gamzee Makara.” Big thanks to Pepsifree for the rewrite,  soselfimportant for the instrumental, and Broadwaycrocker for helping me find them! You guys are awesome!

Lyrics:

D—> You’re walking in the lab

D—> There’s no one around

D—> And your phone is dead

D—> Out of the corner of your eye you spot him

D—> Gamzee Makara

D—> He’s ahead of you

D—> About 30 hands up

D—> He gets down on all hooves and breaks into a sprint

D—> He’s gaining on you

D—> Gamzee Makara

D—> You’re 100king for your fetch modus but you’re all turned around

D—> He’s almost upon you now and you can see there’s b100d on his face

D—> My god there’s blood everywhere

D—> Trotting for your life

D—> From Gamzee Makara

D—> He’s brandishing a bow

D—> It’s Gamzee Makara

D—> Lurking in the shadows

D—> God Tier Highb100d Gamzee Makara

D—> Living in the lab

D—> Gamzee Makara

D—> Killing for sport

D—> Gamzee Makara

D—> Kissing all the bodies

D—> Actual God Tier Gamzee Makara

D—> Now it’s dark and you seem to have lost him

D—> But you’re hopelessly lost yourself

D—> Stranded with a murderer

D—> You creep silently through the lab

D—> Aha

D—> In the distance a small room with a light on

D—> Hope

D—> You moove STRONGLY toward it

D—> But your leg- ah

D—> It’s caught in an arrow

D—> Gnawing off your leg

D—> Quiet, quiet

D—> Limping to the room

D—> Quiet, quiet

D—> Now you’re in the doorway

D—> Sitting inside: Gamzee Makara

D—> Juggling a club

D—> Gamzee Makara

D—> But he doesn’t hear you enter

D—> Gamzee Makara

D—> You’re sneaking up behind him

D—> Strangling Highb100d Gamzee Makara

D—> Strifing for your life

D—> With Gamzee Makara

D—> Wrestling a bladekind

D—> From Gamzee Makara

D—> Stab him in his think pan

D—> Safe at last from Gamzee Makara

D—> You limp into the dark lab

D—> B100d oozing from your stump leg

D—> But you’ve won

D—> You have beaten

D—> Gamzee Makara

Tindeck: http://tindeck.com/listen/rehv

im dead

posted: 8 hours ago

ophiuchustroll:

congrats to that one john/gamzee shipper out there who is flipping their shit

posted: 8 hours ago

elisaatucker:

Love How They Are Soo Close To Each Other <3

How Can Matt & Trey Not Pair Them? They Are So Adorable <3

I Wonder If They Ship Them Like Us? :|

posted: 8 hours ago